An idea so terrible, we had to share it with you, behold the Carstache. Literally, a moustache for your car, this is easily the worst idea we’ve ever heard of, with no redeeming qualities. In no universe, would shelling out fifty bucks for a giant synthetic moustache for your car seem like a good idea. Now if only you could gimmick them to fit onto your face.
s a m h o c h b e r g - m e t i c u l o u s l y r a n d o m i z e d 